Candy's BUBBA AFTER DARK story

It's 2 A.M. and there's a writer's strike in Alabama.

Which comes to a surprise to most of people who didn't know we knew how to write in Alabama or read or do simple math to be honest.

I'm Bubba LaRue, I'm a reporter.

And this is BUBBA AFTER DARK.

This report is brought to you by Tampuns. Yes, when your girlfriend send you out to buy Tampax and they're all out. That's when you grab for TAMPUNS...it's the same.

I went to the streets to report on what's really going on out here in the dead of night in our fair city.

So, let's talk to someone....Hey you! Yeah you! C'mere!.....Don't you run away from me!

(running)
I got you...I got you...stop moving...I'm Bubba Larue and I wanna ask you some questions.

Listen, do you like living in the city? What?
...Well you like Tampons? Here's a coupon for Tampuns...yeah, it's just as good. Now get out of here.

Man, that guy was some weirdo.

I think I should ask some women out here...Hey you! Yeah you! Don't lock your door! Hey stop that car!...damnit she's getting away....what's the matter with these people.

Oh, here comes a policeman...and he's got the guy I gave a coupon too...Hello officer, how are you?

No I'm not doing anything wrong. My name is Bubba Larue and I....yes...but I gave him a coupon.

A coupon for TAMPUNS...when your not sure what to get from the store...TAMPUNS.

Well, the policeman wants to put me in the car, so I'll be back tomorrow night with another edition of Bubba After Dark.

*This has been a public service announcement*