Citizens of Earth...THIS IS ZONTAR.
We have been monitoring your culture through television broadcast for 100 hundred of your years and we have come to a conclusion that everything must END.
We will give you chance to save your lives if you answer our demands.
1) Allow Lucy to be in Ricky's show.
2) Tell me how to get to Sesame Street! I must know now!
3) Take the first Darrin on Bewitched, and replace him with the second Lionel on The Jeffersons.
4) Bring me Captain Kirk.
5) Tell Agent Scully on X-Files I took his sister...and she tasted like chicken.
6) Mork must die!
7) Tell me if the $6 million dollar man is still working. It was the 70's after all and $6 million dollars is a lot of money. Even if he had insurance, it was $6 MILLON DOLLARS!
8) Is Who's The Boss what you watched before internet porn? Did that guy have sex with every woman in the house? Our planet wants to know.
9) Bring me the head of Tim Allen.
You have 48 Eddie Murphy hours. We will be here. Same Bat-time, same Bat-channel.
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