Hello, I'm Frank Sullivan and this my eHarmony profile.
A lot of ladies want to know what I do for a living, and I tell 'em. I'm a Hot Dog Repairman. You don't find many of us around, but it's a rich and fulfilling job.
I'm looking for a woman that fits into my strict criteria. I love kids, I love pets, I love pets with kids, I love long walks on the beach holding hands in the Springtime. Or the Summer. Which ever way I can see you naked, you know.
I love women of all types.
I love it when a woman whispers in my ear little things. But most of all, I like it when she buys her own toilet paper.
And while it's on my mind, I like if you buy your own soap too.
No, I'm not cheap. It's just you women go through toilet paper like it's going out of style. What are you people doing with it? Are you building a bridge or something? How much toilet paper do you people need?
Now, the soap is up to you. Dial, Ivory, any kind. It's just with you big gals the soap is important. I don't want to sit next to you on the sofa and smell pot roast. Yes, I said it...fat women smell like pot roast to me. And I'm not going broke to take that pot roast smell out of 'ya.
Third, I like it if you put on this waitress outfit.
When I come home, I like a to feel comfortable and the way I do it is looking at my woman and asking her "How was your day" and "Would you get me a turkey sandwich".
No, that's not sexist. You can get me any kind of sandwich. It doesn't have to be turkey.
I'm Frank Sullivan. Thanks you for read my eHarmony profile.
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