I'm Lou Finkle...and THIS is Conspiracy Theory
Today we're going to talk about the movie WAR PIGS and why it sucked.
Let's start with Mickey Rourke.
It's 1944, his hair was too long, sunglasses did exist, shirt button too low, no t-shirt, and then looking at his face was like, which didn't exist back then either. His acting was good...very good. It was so good, you can't get over the fact that he looks like a clown the entire time he's says these great lines.
Then there's Luke Goss
It's called a 1000 yard stare for a reason. Luke Goss looks down so much, I thought most of the movie was about his shoes. His acting is good. But, it's inconsistent with a actual military behavior.
Then there's Dolph Lundgren
He is the only person in this crap that shouldn't be kicked in the balls.
He does a French accent and breaks it from time to time to do a German accent depending on what scene he's in. But, still believable.
The plot is...THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN.
Seven guys go behind German lines and do stuff. They were suppose to rescue hostages, but you don't remember that and it doesn't matter. All of it is just to find a gun. A really big gun.
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