Conspiracy Theory (episode 3)

I'm Lou Finkle...and THIS is Conspiracy Theory

Today's topic of the show is The Illuminati and are they responsible for KFC bringing back Colonel Sanders.

My wife tells me "You're crazy, Lou. You should stop this podcast and fix the kitchen cabinets before they fall down kill the cat." I tell her we don't have a cat...eh.

Now, the Illuminati is a powerful group. They go back all the way to the Egyptians and telling people how to build the camels and stuff like that. It was said that they made the Mummy's curse. Now, what if they took that Mummy's curse and wrap the Colonel's body up in it with 11 herbs and spices so that one day he could come back to Earth and start the apocalypse.


He carries a cane. That can is the key to his immortality.

With it, he can control the weather and cause earthquakes with just a wave of his hand. I heard one time a guy ask him for a $2 dollar raise and he turned him into bucket of extra crispy chicken. His name was Jeff...and he was delicious. You couldn't deny it!

Now, with the Colonel turns us all into chicken, The Illuminati will come out of nowhere and take us over. What are we going to do?....use guns?...how are you going to use a gun, your a bucket of CHICKEN. You're not gonna have fingers....well maybe chicken strips....with an order of fries and medium drink.

And that's how they're gonna do it.

That's why I eat at Taco Bell. The Illuminati hates Taco Bell after the Taco War of '96.

I am Lou Finkle....and THIS is Conspiracy Theory